Shot for a visual art student’s master’s thesis, “Three-Way Street” shows cyclists riding against traffic and onto sidewalks; an 18-wheeler making a dangerous U-turn, and pedestrians endlessly trying to off themselves by walking in front of fast-moving objects of all sorts. Clearly, everyone in traffic is an asshole at some point. And clearly New York’s biggest issue with road rage is that there’s not enough of it. There are very, very few birds flipped or fists waved in this video. Come on, you people are supposed to be New Yorkers. What ever happened to deterrence?

via Gawker






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