Penis or Lawn Mower?
13 Jun
via Tosh.0
Stealing From A Child Caught On Tape
10 Jun
Favorite YouTube Comments:
1) Disregard children, acquire baseballs.
2) This is why we should give children guns.
via VVV
9-Year-Old Does “Vogue” In 1991
10 Jun
“I performed to MADONNA’s “VOGUE” in the Summer of 1991 when my parents took me to Hampton Beach Casino in Hampton Beach, New Hampshire. A business in the casino at the time gave tourists the chance to lip-synch to their favorite pop songs in front of a blue screen background, and I was lucky enough to partake that summer. In honor of the twentieth anniversary of MADONNA’s “TRUTH OR DARE” and in celebration of MADONNA’s upcoming “W.E.”, here is my nine year old self paying tribute to the woman who changed my life and continues to inspire me just as much today as twenty years ago.”
Remember “The Toaster With Wings?”
10 Jun
Your Friday night task: Go to a bar and use the pick up line “I’m Randy, you might know me as the creator of the World’s #1 Screen Saver … AFTER DARK …. You know .. the toaster with wings?”
Report back with your findings.
via The Clearly Dope
